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Aught-a Here

December 31, 2009 Leave a comment

So what the hell was this decade called??? The 2000s? Wikipedia lists “The Noughties” & “The Aughts” as contenders.

It just seems weird that we have no label for the past 10 years. Last century it was easy. I was alive for the 70s, 80s & 90s and refer to them as such. But how do I refer to the last 10 years? Is this why there is no VH-1 special for I love the {name}?

It does seem odd to me that there haven’t been many decade retrospectives this time around. Granted last time was a new century too & we all thought the world was going to end. This time the world isn’t supposed to end until 2012… so we have time.

But what’s in a name? The decade wont shortchanged in our memories because we don’t know what to call it. The world changed so much in the last 10 years that that would be impossible.

So, even though it sounds like the way Mr. Burns referred to the decade he went to college (1900s), I’m putting my foot down on this & going with the Aughts!

Now all I have to do is figure out what to call the next 10 years. Here we go again.

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Hair of the Dog or Just a Dog?

December 24, 2009 Leave a comment

I decided to throw in an occasional movie and/or TV review to my blog.

As I said in my last post, tonight’s plans including watching The Hangover. E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y that I know that saw this movie told me how to good it was. So, I had high expectations going in. I hate to admit it, but I didn’t think it was that good. From the beginning, I just kept waiting for the big punchline and the payoff… it never came. I will admit that I thought there were some funny lines and I laughed out loud a few times but overall I was very disappointed. It seemed like a great premise that never peaked. As always, I thought the Daily Show alums delivered excellent performances. At best Mike Tyson delivered the second best cameo of the year. Bill Murray wins that contest hands down. (If you don’t know what his cameo was I won’t spoil it here)

So, after the movie ended we decided to watch some of Jersey Shore. The Guidos & Guidettes definitely do make me laugh. Of course they also make me weep for the future. I think they might be what’s wrong with the world. But it’s hard not to watch. I think it may be akin to why people go on safari. It’s interesting to study them in their natural habitat. Or is it??? … click here.

If nothing else, the Chinese food, champagne & beer were good… just hope I don’t get a hangover tomorrow.

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Egg Foo Mas

December 23, 2009 1 comment

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… was the smell of Chinese food???

It’s time again for a traditional Jewish Christmas. This year’s festivities in my house will include egg foo young & The Hangover on Blu Ray. While there will be no stockings or visits from Santa, there will be MSG and surround sound.

I think those that those who do celebrate Christmas feel that those of us that don’t must be jealous. For me that has never been the case. When I was kid, I enjoyed the fact that I knew Santa wasn’t real while my Christian friends were waiting for gifts from a mysterious fat man. I thought it was cool that I knew something that they didn’t. As I got older I was just annoyed that everything was closed. Then, I discovered that Atlantic City was open 24/7, even on religious holidays… Christmas, Easter, Feast of Maximum Occupancy, etc. However, on my last December 25th trip to AC there were so many people walking around in Christmas attire that I could actually feel the hypocrisy.  So this year it’s going to be a relaxing night at home.

So, I must disagree with Kyle’s sentiment of “I’d be merry but I’m Hebrew” in the famous Southpark song A Jew on Christmas.

So, Merry Christmas to all of you celebrating and have a nice quiet Friday to those who aren’t!

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sNOw Good?

December 20, 2009 Leave a comment

“You know you’re an adult when: 12 inches of snow is less of a “yesssss” and more of “f***!” – one of my facebook friends

After shoveling my driveway for the 4th time in 18 hours, that quote keep popping up in my head. I guess it’s all part of growing up. When I was 7, I decided to climb a large hill in our backyard in the middle of a blizzard just to get the opportunity to go sledding. My parents stood inside with video camera in hand to document this folly. I kept getting blown over by the wind and struggling to get to the top only to have my sled sink into the snow and not move much once I got to the top. That video has been played occasionally at family gatherings ever since. I don’t really remember this other than from watching the video, but I must have REALLY enjoyed sledding.

However, I definitely did not enjoy clearing my driveway this morning. As I write this, I’m waiting for my street to be plowed so I can get to work. This is especially frustrating as I work in a retail sales job that pays commission & today is one of the busiest shopping days of the year.

But the snow does make my backyard look scenic :-)


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Elfin Magic

December 14, 2009 2 comments

“I’m happy to have been an elf in this process” - me

Earlier today, I spoke those words to a dad that bought a phone for his daughter. He said that he told her to tell him what phone he should tell santa to get her… She is 20.

The rest of this post takes a much more cynical tone. Everybody likes getting gifts, even me, but I don’t get what happens at this time of year. I am not new to retail and I’m “celebrating” my 3rd Christmas season in this store. However, I see a lot of people spending a lot of money that they don’t have to buy gifts for other people that are going to buy them gifts with money that they don’t have.

All things considered, a cell phone is actually a pretty utilitarian device. An argument could be made as to the necessity of a phone, especially a high end one as opposed to one without the bells & whistles. But I digress.

This time of year can put a great deal of pressure on people. Now that many people are either unemployed or underemployed, that pressure is amplified. I think that the majority of people have lost the spirit of the holidays in materiality. Granted, Hanukkah or Chanukah or Hanukah or (well you get it) is not as big a deal as Christmas, so I may lack some understanding of the situation.

However, I am forced to wonder what would happen if people stopped focusing on the gifts that they are receiving. The malls would be emptier. But would it become a Happier Holiday Season??? I know that I have the same chance of getting the answer to this question as I do to “How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop?

So, for now, I will be content in my role as Elf bring phones to the good boys and girls.

Happy Holidays!

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Heisenberg

December 9, 2009 Leave a comment

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle Definition: The scientific principle stating that it is impossible to determine with perfect accuracy both the position and momentum of a particle at any given point in time.

So, why am I starting this post with something out of a science textbook? Well, I think it is a good parallel for the state of the world.

Business textbooks (which I’m more acquainted with) will tell you that you can only determine the start and end of any part of the business cycle after it has passed. We are definitely in the midst of a low point in the cycle. History will ultimately judge if it is a recession of a depression. However, the interpretation can also be somewhat personal… it’s a recession when it effects your neighbor & a depression when it effects you.

I feel fortunate in that I am employed and will be going to work later today. But, it is also hard to ignore the fact that I don’t make as much money now as I did last year or the year before. I have come to terms with that. What is more difficult is planning for the future. I’m not sure what’s going to happen in the economy or when… Heisenberg!

I have noticed that tone of TV shows and movies has decidedly turned darker. People are afraid and the media plays into those fears. In some cases, it makes us feel better to see people in situations worse than our own. I started watching the show Jericho this morning. The show is about a small Kansas town that survives a nuclear attack and how they try to cope. This show first aired in 2006 so this isn’t a new mood. The movie Zombieland is another good example.

By contrast, if you think back to boom times escapist fare was more about people achieving success. Often this success was greater than most but it was ok because people were doing well and aspiring to go from good to great. Unfortunately, right now we are hoping not to go from bad to worse.

Better times are ahead… if only we knew when that would be.

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Creative Outlet or Ramblings?

December 9, 2009 Leave a comment

It occurs to me as I write this that once I hit the “publish” button, my words belong to the world. Unfortunately, I think that inhibits what I write. I started writing here more for myself than for an audience. Although I’d obviously be lying if I said I didn’t want other people to read this too. To some degree I guess that makes me a narcissist. I can deal with that. I was looking for a way to express myself & until somebody gives me a talk radio show, this is the best forum. I’ll just choose my words carefully as I write, since they won’t belong to me for long.

I have more to say today but I’ll let this post stand alone as a sort of disclaimer.

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Saturday Night Lousy

December 5, 2009 Leave a comment

There are a lot of fun things to do on a Saturday night. Unfortunately, this week I did not choose one of those. I’m watching Saturday Night Live. No amount of past nostalgia can make tonight’s episode funny.

I miss Gumby, damit!

There isn’t much on TV and I just wanted to watch something that would make me laugh. I thought a comedy show was a good choice. If only this was funny. The sketches are too long, not creative and they are poorly written. Most of them aren’t topical either. I have to believe that most of the cast must be funny, but collectively they make me sleepy.

Time for bed.

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Midnight Musings

December 5, 2009 Leave a comment

OK, I have to admit that I’m writing this in large part because it’s after midnight and I’m still awake.

The news of the day has left me thinking. I’m far from an economic expert. Most of what I know about economics comes from a few classes, notably an MBA macroeconomics class. But, I feel that I can have a reasonable understanding of things. Having said that, the economy doesn’t seem to be good.

This morning on the radio, I heard the jobs report. The good news… 11,000 jobs lost last month and unemployment dropped to 10%. That was the good news???? I guess when the report says that half a million fewer jobs were lost than previous month that is good… unless you were one of the 11,000. Of course, part of that story was that economists don’t believe the number could be that low and there must be an error.

Then while waiting to return an item at IKEA, I watched part of President Obama’s town hall on CNN. A student asked if legalizing prostitution, drugs, etc. would stimulate the economy. The President thanked the student for the boldness of his question and proceeded to give the politically answer completely dismissing any possibility of that happening. But, I found the rest of his answer far more interesting. There is no doubt that Obama is extremely intelligent. He gave a brief synopsis of the evolution of the US economy from agrarian to industrial and now to one of information. He used an example of a factory only needing 10 employees to do what 100 once did as the result of automation. So, basically he was trying to tell the people of the midwest (yes I know he was in Allentown, PA) that those jobs aren’t coming back. He says “green” jobs are the answer. I hope that they are. We are definitely in a transition here and I’m not sure anybody really knows how it will play out.

The next news item related to the reconfirmation of Ben Bernanke to remain chairman of the Fed. He was questioned by Sen. Jim Bunning (yes the one who pitched for the Phillies). The Senator told him that he opposed his the first time and now is more upset as Bernanke has deemed most major financial institutions too big to fail. The story of corporate welfare is not new but I think somebody being called out for it is different. Corporations are receiving far better treatment than consumers these days.

That reminded me of an article I read earlier this week. It was about a professor advising homeowners that are underwater on their mortgages that defaulting might be a good idea. Essentially, he said that within 2 years you could build your credit score back up over 660 and have freed yourself from crushing debt. It went on to further say that people don’t and won’t do this because of moral reasons. However, these morals don’t seem to impact the corporations. WOW! Did he really suggest walking away from your house, is the best solution??? It is a strategy.

My job requires me to spend a large portion of my time in a mall. I can tell you that traffic is definitely slower than last year which was slower than the year before. A good part of the economic boom was facilitated by consumer spending. A large part of President Bush’s stimulus plan was rebates to give people more money to spend. The Obama administration has also tried to put money back into the economy. But people are definitely afraid to spend any more than they absolutely have to.  So, first hand experience tells me the economy is still in trouble.

Six months ago, the news all seemed to indicate that our troubles would be over in early 2010. But that seems unlikely. So, will it better this Summer? A year from now? Longer? The truth is nobody knows. We can only hope that things improve.

That’s it for tonight. I hope tomorrow’s news is more encouraging.

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My World Unconnected

December 3, 2009 Leave a comment

I think this post might best categorized as ironic.

For the better part of my career, I have sold wireless service. More recently my most lucrative sales have been smart phones because of the incentives on the $30/month data plans. As an avid user of a Blackberry I have been a big advocate for checking email on the go.

But, I have reached a cross roads. I think that I’ve become too connected.

Email isn’t necessarily an immediate means of communication. It can be, but if you need an immediate response a phone call or a text message (for some) is probably better. Email is really meant for more detailed or thought out communication. My current job responsibilities do not require immediate response to emails and there are very few of my personal emails that can’t wait for a response. So, I’ve decided it’s time to cut off my data plan. In some way, I feel like I may be betraying my Blackberry or my industry. But I’ll get over it.

It’s not like I’m giving up on the Internet. I’m way too addicted for that. I’m just cutting back. I still have my laptop with high speed WiFi access at home and a computer at work.

So, what are the positives? Well…

  • I’ll be a better driver… no more email while I’m driving.
  • I’ll pay more attention to my wife when we’re out
  • I’ll be surprised by my email inbox when I get home
  • The buttons on my phone will last longer

Wish me luck. I hope the withdrawal pains aren’t too bad. :-)

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